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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed

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consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking